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Men Are Stupid And They Like Big Boobs A Womans Guide to Beauty Through Plastic Surgery

Men Are Stupid And They Like Big Boobs A Womans Guide to Beauty Through Plastic Surgery

Red-carpet fashion laureate, comic icon, and outspoken superstar Joan Rivers is uniquely qualified to talk about plastic surgery — because she’s one of the few celebrities unafraid to admit to the world what she’s “had done” to keep looking so great. Now, in this no-holds-barred book, she gives women straight-talking advice on better living through looking better.

Joan Rivers’ abiding life philosophy is simple: in the appearance-centric society of the twenty-first century, beauty is key — especially where men are concerned. Men like pretty women. And so, getting something lifted, tightened, adjusted, or removed is as fundamental as wearing makeup or using hair conditioner; it’s become something we do to make ourselves look better. Now, for any woman considering her options, Joan Rivers takes the mystery out of cosmetic surgery with a practical overview, aided and informed by the country’s top plastic surgeons, of almost every single cosmetic procedure legally performed in America today. She takes readers step-by-step through these entire processes, from fi nding the right doctor to the bruising truth about recovery and the facts about cosmetic surgery’s very real risks.

But don’t worry — there’s dish, too. Filled with Rivers’ personal anecdotes about life under the knife, Men Are Stupid…And They Like Big Boobs is also rife with Hollywood gossip about who’s done what and how often. Part comic musing, part bitch-fest, and part hands-on advice, this is a bracingly funny, wildly frank, and genuinely passionate argument for a woman’s right to do whatever it takes to be beautiful, to feel better about herself, and most of all to be happy — not only with who she is, but who she wants to be. Throughout the book, Joan Rivers is right there, guiding and encouraging with no apologies, no excuses, and absolutely no shame. Take it from the woman who enjoys having it all — done.

User Ratings and Reviews

2 Stars you can find out all this online
Dont get me wrong…I love Joan…but all the information in this book is easily found online…regarding all the different procedures. Also..I dont think Joan has been completely truthful regarding just two face lifts…………..My friend who is years younger has just had her fourth..and still doesnt look as lifted as Joan. The book is mildly amusing….but there is nothing there worth paying for. Sorry Joan….Lynn…

4 Stars PRESCRIPTION FOR LAUGHTER. NO REFILLS REQUIRED
This Rivers is once again overflowing with wit, wisdom and wisecracks. “Men are Stupid . . .” is a fun (and fact-filled) excursion into the semi-conscious world of nips and tucks by a woman who’s been so surgically streamlined that her belly-button . . . ok, we’ll leave the jokes to her. She’ll hold your hand when it comes to physician picking, lip plumping, mole removal, wrinkle filling . . . as self-effacing as it is ego-centric, Men are Stupid won’t leave you in stitches, but it will bring a pre (and post) operative smile to your (new) face

4 Stars Delivers what it promises!
I am really not interested in having plastic surgery myself, but got this out of the library because I thought it might be funny — and it is! Joan especially endeared herself to me when she said body-piercing and tattoos are disgusting, and referred to the latter as “tramp stamps” — I totally agree! (Maybe she didn’t invent that term, but I’d never heard it before.) There is also a lot of fun, catty gossip about which celebs have had good or bad (in her opinion) cosmetic work done. Plus, I think if you really do want the lowdown on these kinds of treatments, “from the horse’s mouth”, this book really delivers. She doesn’t shy away from telling you about the downsides. I only deducted one star because of how she herself looks, obviously having gone overboard with too many procedures. And I wonder if the world, and men, are really as mercilessly looks- and youth-fixated as she thinks they are. I hope not! But still, if you like Joan’s humor or are interested in cosmetic surgery, this is worth a look.

1 Star Plastic Bag
What a pointless offensive piece of stitch!

Why would anyone who’s seriously considering plastic surgery look to facial train wreck Joan Rivers for advice? Sure, she’s knows the drill–but she looks like it been under it, too.

A few scattered funny lines, sure, but do you expect sound medical advice from a Vegas comedienne? First of all, Rivers (whose immobile visage has come to resemble that of an inflatable love doll) looks like a poster girl for everything shes warns about–then has the audacity to make snide remarks about the procedures of other show biz figures who make her look like Quasimodo.

And who wants advice about surgical procedures with such potentially long-term adverse effects (uh, yeah, even Dr. Joan concedes some of the operations she endorses can result in death) couched in a shlocky stand-up routine?

Title stinks too. Whole thing smacks of “we’re-only-doing-this-to-please-the-guys.” Some message. Let’s face it. Is there really any man (or woman) on the planet who wants to “do” Joan Rivers, no matter what she looks like? Grow up! (Or, more to the point, “Throw up!”)

4 Stars We CAN Tawk!
I bought this book on Saturday at Joan’s signing at the Bank Street Book Nook in New Milford, CT. If she can fill a bookstore to bursting in the middle of CT, you KNOW she has a great book!

I’m not a fan of cosmetic surgery (today…) But I have to say - I can NOT discern Joan Rivers’ age from standing 2 feet away from her. She looks wonderful. And she is gracious and cordial (I had my autistic daughter with me and we were having a moment….)

I mean, who the heck is the average woman going to ask about these procedures? The book lays out everything a woman of a “Certain Age” needs and wants to know and adds Joan’s trademark humor. What more could you ask for (except a pocket full of cash to afford the work!)

Now I’m off to read Murder at The Academy Awards.

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